we have pet lesbian snakes
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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