I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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