I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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