Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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