So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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