It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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