i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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