Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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