She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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