i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
