He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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