I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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