just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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