Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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