why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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