How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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