Well apparently he's into motor boating.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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