He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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