yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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