She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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