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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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