I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
