3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm wearing men's underwear
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