Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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