my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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