Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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