i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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