bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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