i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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