her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
