Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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