i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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