i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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