You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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