I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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