So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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