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Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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