May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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