I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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