Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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