just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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