he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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