Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
dude. I can hear the air.
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