Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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