You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
