Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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