Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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