we're blogging at a bar
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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