Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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