u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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