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We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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