Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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