But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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