I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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