after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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