similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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