i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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