Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
